A LOT has been said about Tiger Woods coming to Australia next year. It's a little hysterical. Here is what has actually happened thus far. Major Events NSW, an arm of the State Government and sponsor of the tournament until 2015, has put a fully-funded deal to Woods's management to come to the Australian Open next year.
The inducement has not been made public, but it will be some millions. Nor is it known whether MENSW has found a benefactor or whether it intends to sting the taxpayer. Yet the deal to bring Woods to the Open at NSW Golf Club will need to be good; Woods is known to get at least $US5 million ($7.5m) from the likes of the sheiks in Dubai or in China to tee it up there.
Golf Australia, which runs the Open, is involved and ironically was told by Woods's management firm that it would have a better chance of success if the bid was kept quiet. So much for that one.
But the words of Greg Turner, the New Zealand professional who has been on the PGA Tour board, ring out loud. Turner called the 2002 New Zealand Open, where Woods appeared for a fee, an "unmitigated disaster". It poured throughout the week, few spectators came and those who put up the appearance money did not get a return.
Paul McNamee, who ran the Australian Open for two years, has said more than once that the tournament needs to establish itself as a viable entity before it chases Tiger. McNamee also felt that there was a danger that if Woods did tee it up Down Under, there would be a tremendous letdown the following year if he did not come.
One of Australia's top players, Stuart Appleby, addressed the letdown factor last week, a little crudely, but accurately: "We don't want to have a date with a supermodel and all of a sudden you're going out with someone else who's not so beautiful."
It has been said that Woods wants to play in Australia. But Woods is unfailingly polite, a consummate politician. It is a fact that he likes the Melbourne sandbelt courses, and he has said so before.
Realistically, the money would have to be right, for he can get it elsewhere.
Equally as important is his left knee. Woods had surgery after winning the US Open this year, the second time under the knife for the ailment. Already, it has limited his schedule to 15 to 20 tournaments a year, fewer than most professionals. He knows that he has a finite number of tournaments in him, and Woods desperately wants to overtake Jack Nicklaus's record of 18 major championships (he has 13).
Woods will return early in the 2009 season. Commonsense suggests he is scarcely going to start playing more tournaments; possibly fewer. All of which means that trips to Australia to check out the fancy bunkering won't be at the top of his wish list.